The Berkans Theme song

The Berkans Lyrics
Vincent Berkan, is the head of the...Berkan House

Heather Berkan, is his devoted and...loving spouse.

They've got kids,

Lovely Julie and....Stanley too.

And all of them are Berkans...through and through.

They're the Berkans....and they're okay.

And Vincent Berkan...with a very open mind he's always open to speak his own opionated way.

But even though, he may be grumble and get uptight,

just remember that Vincent's bark is worse than his bite.