Bringing home Stanley Berkan.

(Sometimes, you become parents for the second kid, you kinda forget what's it like during the night with the second one, as for Vincent and Heather it was gonig to a long first returning home. The 1957 Plymouth Plaza is driving home from Fort Sanders hospital.)

Vincent: “Aren’t you glad to be going home today,honey?”

Heather: “Yep, i can’t wait to get home and crash.”

Vincent: “While you do that I’m gonna take over for Julie and Stanley, somebody’s gotta do the night shift.”

Heather(kisses Vincent’s cheek): “You’re so good to me.”

Vincent: “I know i am, dear.”

(The 1957 Plymouth Plaza pulls up into the driveway and Vincent gets out and opens the door for Heather and Julie, Heather gets Stanley and Vincent gets the suitcase and go inside the house.)

Vincent: “Welcome home Stanley Peter Berkan.”

Heather: “What do you think Stan?”

(Stanley starts crying.)

Julie: “I don’t think he likes it.”

(Heather sits down on the couch.)

Heather: “Vincent, could you warm up Stanley’s bottle?”

Vincent: “Sure, honey.”(goes into the Kitchen and puts the bottle in the microwave for a few seconds.)

Julie: “Daddy, how did mommy know that Stanley wanted something to drink?”

Vincent(testing the bottle temperature on the back of his wrist): “Well, sweetie it’s called Maternal Instinct.”

Julie: “Do I have that?”

Vincent: “Not until you become a mother someday.”(goes into the living room and gives the bottle to Heather who gives it to Stanley.)

Julie: “All that for milk?!”

Vincent: "Well Julie, it the only way he can tell us what he needs."

Julie: "Oh i see."

(that night at 2am, Vincent and Heather were asleep until Stanley woke up.)

Heather(shakes Vincent awake): "Honey, Stanley is awake."

Vincent: (sighs) Alright. (gets up and walks over to Stanley's crib) Come here son.

(Vincent picks up Stanley and stands in the doorway of the master bedroom)

Vincent: "Hey honey,  Should i go ahead and give Stanley his 2am bottle?"

Heather(talking in her sleep): "Huh? oh, sure go ahead, Why thank you Don Knotts, i would love to ride in your 1959 Plymouth Sport Fury."

(Vincent carries Stanley downstairs and fixes him a bottle,after 10 minutes Stanley finally burped, Vincent starts going to up the stairs and accidently stubbed his toe on the edge of the top step.)

Vincent(quitey): "Oh S****T."

(Stanley starts crying again)

Vincent(quietly): "Oh, great!!"

Heather(talking in her sleep): "Now don't cry Mr. Knotts, i believe you heard something in the old Simmons Manison,  i know, it's the first time i saw a painting of lady with a pair of gardening shears stuck in her throat."

Vincent(whispers): "Honey."

Heather(talking in her sleep): "Hey Don, if you are gonna cry in front of me, take a box of tissues."

Vincent(gently shakes Heather awake): "Heather, it's me, Vincent."

Heather(talking in her sleep): "Vincent? do you work for Mr. Ollie Beckett? if you want to work with Don, go talk to Mr. Kelsey."

Vincent: "Heather! wake up!"

Heather(wakes up started): "Wait Don! don't go, i wasn't ready yet!(sees Vincent with Stanley) Oh, hi, honey, was there something you wanted?"

Vincent(confused): "Uh, Were you talking to Don Knotts in your sleep?"

Heather: "I don't remember, so what's wrong with Stanley?"(Vincent gives Stanley to Heather)

Vincent: "Well, after i stubbed my toe on the d*** edge of the top stair, he started crying again."

Heather: "Does your toe hurt?"

Vincent(rubs his toe): "Nah, not much."

Heather(looks at Stanley): "Looks like Stanley fell back asleep."

Vincent: "Want me to put him down in his crib?"

Heather: "Sure."(gives Stanley to Vincent)

(Vincent puts Stanley in his crib and walks back to bed)